爆笑：盤點(diǎn)中國人“囧囧有神”的錯(cuò)誤翻譯

　中國人講英文往往會(huì)鬧出很多笑話。今天，我們就來看看這些囧囧有神的中英翻譯。各位看官可別犯這種錯(cuò)誤哦。
　　入口 Enter The Mouth
　　餐廳 Translate server error
　　快餐盒飯 Fast food box lunch
　　咱倆誰跟誰啊 we two who and who？
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？how are you ? how old are you?
　　你有種，我要給你點(diǎn)顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers！together up ！
　　有事啟奏，無事退朝 hello every body!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!
　　彼此彼此 you me you me 

　　你給我站住！You Give Me Stop!
　　知之為知之，不知為不知 know is know noknow is noknow
　　龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子打地洞 dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken, mouse’ son can make hole!
　　車禍現(xiàn)場描述 one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
　　走過路過，不要錯(cuò)過 go past no mistake past
　　要錢沒有要命一條 If you want money,I have no；if you want life,I have one!