兒童的英語(yǔ)笑話

　　兒童的英語(yǔ)笑話一：Mixeddoubles

　　Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?

　　Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.

　　Teacher: Please tell us something about it.

　　Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, ’Domestic shame should not be published.’

　　體育老師：孩子們，你們見(jiàn)過(guò)男女混合雙打嗎?

　　尼克：見(jiàn)過(guò)，老師，經(jīng)常見(jiàn)。就在昨天夜里我還見(jiàn)過(guò)呢?

　　老師：你給大家講講當(dāng)時(shí)的`情形吧。

　　尼克：啊，對(duì)不起，老師。我爸爸常說(shuō): “家丑不可外揚(yáng)。”

　　兒童的英語(yǔ)笑話二：Essay

　　Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket". After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play."

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